a few weeks ago i was confronted by a group of asians at the laundry mat. I made it clear to them that i didn't wan't any trouble by crouching in a kung fu stance. "hey who do you think you are chuck norris, now give me your change", they shouted at me. I had to keep it real and maintain my hardcore reputation. So I pulled out my TI-83 calculator that night, and whipped them in the head. Leaving every single one of them knocked out mumbling random mathematical formulas.
I was the king of the laundry mat, and knew i could use the laundry mat as a key root to my asian gangster ways. Since every other asian owns a coin laundry mat. Feeling power hungry, i recruited all the hardcore asians from every gang on the block. Including the worldwide known mafia, aka the ACDEC.
Alot of people have noticed that i have changed in the past few weeks. Well, get use to it and toughen up suckers.
screw uncle sam, ALAN wants you in his click. Initition phase includes jumping a kid for his homework, and replacing all the school calculator with AA battery instead of the standard AAA's. It's as hardcore as it gets.
"I live the hard knock life, everyday is a new struggle."
me and my homeboy Richyard, tried to maximize our street cred and attempted to rob a toy store. We were even caught on camera. Check it out below.
